So my body malfunction I was speaking of is apparently medically termed a peptic ulcer.
“Seek immediate medical care (call 911) for serious symptoms such as severe abdominal pain; bloody or black tarry stools; or vomiting blood or black material (resembling coffee grounds).”
Hmmm, 2 out of 3? I let everyone know when I vomit black death. I can’t afford to go to the doctor unless its a major emergency.
